I know who god is

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我知道上帝是谁了


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1A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"

1一个男孩子对他妈妈说:妈妈,上帝是男人还是女人?

2The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."

2妈妈想了一会儿,说:对了,儿子,上帝是男人也是女人!

3The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

3儿子很是奇怪,所以他问:那上帝是黑人还是白人?

4The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."

4妈妈回答:上帝是黑人也是白人!宝贝。

5The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"

5儿子仍然很好奇,过了一会儿,说,"妈妈,上帝是同性恋还是异性恋?"

6The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and straight.

6妈妈有些担忧了,说,"儿子,上帝既是同性恋也是异性恋。"

7The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"

7儿子思考了一会,然后抬起他的脸,当他认为最终找到了他问题的答案:哦。我知道了,上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊!